Oh, what a wonderful world we live in, where the Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm has all the answers to our energy problems. Her electric dreams are like a beacon of hope for a sustainable future,…
Date Archives April 2023
Well Played, Bud Light: How to Lose 17% in Sales with One Transgender Marketing Mishap
Oh, Bud Light, what a masterclass you’ve given us all in the fine art of tanking your sales by 17% with just one little marketing misstep. It’s truly impressive, and we’re all just dying to…
Joe Biden: I Promise to Keep the Failing Economy Going Strong!
Hello, my fellow Americans! It’s your favorite politician, Joe Biden, here to talk about my plans for reelection in 2024. I know that many of you are still bitter about the stolen election in 2020,…